I’m also fun at parties

At least 5

So Sarah Palin can see into the future!?

“Round and angry” would have been a lot more relatable.

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Oh wow, I thought that was added lmao

I guess the aliased, white border on the dark background is what threw me off. Dark Reader extension?

I don’t have the energy or the patience so the *arr stack organizes everything for me automatically. Not 100 levels deep, maybe a dozen or so at most, but very clean and tidy.

These can be grown from cuttings, right? There’s been one in my dad’s family for over a century and I’m thinking I should clone it.

Risa is leaking… and I’m fine with that.

WTF is that from, anyway? Bad liposuction and no exercise?

“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” he said on [a] podcast, in an episode that aired Tuesday. “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”

– RFK Jr. a few days ago

Edit: to be fair, his expression in this picture does make him look more than a little disgusted

Apparently he eats so much McDonald’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned and thinks sending someone there to get his food anonymously makes him more safe somehow. It makes you wonder where that paranoia came from once you also learn that this was first reported seven years ago.

That’s a big FOOF

Either way, hopefully they got a sweet coin as a souvenir.

I suppose it depends on how drunk your barber/dentist/surgeon/bartender got you beforehand… and how drunk they got themselves.

meta anxiety²

One might ask, “why the barber”? Well, they had the sharpest blades in town which made them the defacto surgeon, and before anesthesia, amputations involved at least as much screaming as pulling teeth.

About what?

Down. Bad.