Amazon's cloud boss on Thursday told employees who are unhappy with the company's new five-day in-office mandate they can leave for other companies.
  • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    262·
    1 month ago

    or they could fuck up key services with delayed code breaks before leaving. Programmers working for amazon should consider adding bullshit in the software and saying it was chatgpt

    Go into the office and clog all the toilets.

      • linearchaos@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        1 month ago

        Don’t clog the toilets. It’s not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

        Nah, use cement, let the C-Staff pay for the plumbers/construction, they’d be more than happy to help out.

      • sugar_in_your_teaEnglish
        41·
        1 month ago

        If you do, leave a tip with a note apologizing that they got caught in the crossfire.

      • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
        22·
        1 month ago

        The toilets should be being cleaned regularly anyway, if they’re not you’ve just highlighted a major sanitation issue for the building.