PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain […]
  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “According to this debunked racist quackery I’m the best person who ever lived.”

    My first thought: I can’t believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

    • linearchaos@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      I don’t have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.