• Lightsong@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Aren’t vampires considered undead? Lacks any blood in their system? How would they produce a boner?

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      Clearly by drinking the blood of others to fuel their boners. You thought vampires needed blood to live? No, they need it to smash.

      ^yo ^mamma

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      2 months ago

      Depends on lore. Classical? No boner. World of Darkness Vampire? Yes… Sort of, you can “spend” blood in order to revive human functionality including a boner.

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        WoD vamps don’t really enjoy sex, though. Except Jeannette, but she’s explicitly insane. They can do it, but they don’t really get anything out of it, except for an opportunity to feed.

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          Sparkly vamp Twilight lore? It just works, don’t ask questions…

          (Team Jacob)