• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
    231·
    2 months ago

    Nude Calendars are still a thing? I would have thought, in the age of the internet, they would have gone the way of buggy whips.

    • Clay_pidginEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      One of my neighbors has one. The neighborhood boys all run past it to play with his son, but while they’ve mentioned it I didn’t think they appreciate it yet!

  • PiJiNWiNg
    6·
    2 months ago

    I was about to put in my two weeks notice I when i had to run out to one of our sites to update the firewall. Fortunately, i happened to have a 3d printed “dick-o-saur” in my backpack, and placed him atop the rack before taking new photos for documentation.

  • jet@hackertalks.comEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    Honestly, I didn’t even notice the calendar, I looked at the photo first and saw the network rack in detail.

  • Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.worldEnglish
    73·
    2 months ago

    Jokes on you, that switch has numerous vulnerabilities, literally only thing saving you is that I rather look at your calendar 😍😍😍.

    • myfavouritename@lemmy.world
      613·
      2 months ago

      I agree.

      And why is this here? Nothing about the picture is funny. The pun in the title is the kind of thing you’d hear coming from the creep in the office who thinks he’s funny but is actually the opposite of funny.

      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
        211·
        2 months ago

        And why is this here? Nothing about the picture is funny.

        I’m guessing that you’re not aware that the metal cabinet on the wall with the door on it is called a “network rack” (in this case a 6U rack but that isn’t needed info for the joke).

        The pun in the title is the kind of thing you’d hear coming from the creep in the office who thinks he’s funny but is actually the opposite of funny.

        So part of humor is subverting expectations. The punchline in the title (not a pun BTW, a pun would be different word that sounds the same) would be exactly what you thought, a crude joke referring to women’s breasts, however when you open the picture, you’re greeted with a network rack…ha ha (expectations subverted), but upon closer inspection there is indeed a picture of a woman’s breasts and the original crude punchline is the indeed what is meant, (expectations subverted again). So the humor isn’t the crude joke, but that you thought it was the crude joke, then it wasn’t, then it was again. That’s humorous except when you have to explain it to someone.