So imagine they have Raven back on some show. Any random Raw or Smackdown. And for some reason he’s just wearing the hardcore title. The commentary doesn’t say a word about it.

Then next week, R-Truth just has it. He says he had a ref, and beat Raven for it. It’s 24/7 rule, and he beat Raven after the show.

Then the next week Chad Gable has it. Says he beat R-Truth for the belt after the show.

Then the next week Dominic Mysterio has it.

Next week Baron Corbin has it.

And so on and so on. Never explaining the title switches. Never showing anything. Just sometime around 1am, WWE will retweet some random wrestler saying they beat so n so for it in a parking lot.

And you’ll get several of these tweets per day, and then randomly someone else is the champ for like 15 hours. Who has the belt means absolutely nothing more than a long running joke. You NEVER see the matches.

Until randomly at Wrestlemania, Cody Rhodes has the belt. He’s defending the WWE Championship from Roman Reigns. Reigns loses, but it’s one of those loses where after the pinfall they’re just laying on the mat forever. And then Roman trying to get to his feet colapses on top of Cody. The ref drops down, counts the pinfall, and Codys victory music stops playing. Everybody is confused, the ref leans through the ropes to talk to Lillian Garcia, who then announces “Ladies and Gentlemen! And NEEEEWWWWWW Hardcore champion!!! Roman Reigns!!!”

And that’s how Wrestlemania 41 goes off the air.

Book it you cowards!!!