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    “M-my Lord…”
    “Yess? What is it Pettigrew?”
    “Y-your appearance, my Lord… w-won’t the others ask questions about w-where you’ve been?”
    “Oh pleasse. Like I’m the first Dark Lord to get a tan.”
    “I was… I was r-referring to y-your Hawaiian shirt, my Lord.”
    “…”
    “Look, my luggage was delayed at Gatwick and they said they’d deliver it today. Okay?”