ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down110
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-210 hours agoFriends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoEhh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.