pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 25 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square269fedilinkarrow-up1895arrow-down1138
arrow-up1757arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square269fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·25 days agoHey! Hookers are street working girls. You find whores at brothels.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-225 days agoWho are you so wise in the ways of sex workers? And escorts?
minus-squarevulgarcyniclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·25 days agoI can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
minus-squareGreyBeard@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·25 days agoCareful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
minus-squarevulgarcyniclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·25 days agoHow quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday… Did I say all of that correctly?
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·25 days agoJust throw in AI there and we’re good!
minus-squarevulgarcyniclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoI like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears. “U-bears for hook-ai-rs” makes me chuckle. It’s just the right amount of churches up.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoYou know… That’s not a bad idea. We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow. Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·25 days agoEscorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”. They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
Hey! Hookers are street working girls.
You find whores at brothels.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
And escorts?
I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…
Did I say all of that correctly?
Just throw in AI there and we’re good!
I like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears.
“U-bears for hook-ai-rs” makes me chuckle. It’s just the right amount of churches up.
You know… That’s not a bad idea.
We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.
Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.
They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.