A group of anti-government extremists who showed up in western North Carolina promising to provide disaster relief after Hurricane Helene is now threatening to destroy cell-phone towers and sabotage military vehicles.The group, Veterans on Patrol, attracted attention by setting up a disaster relief ...
Saying things with gravitas should do the trick.
“This weapon tower has gold fringe and is therefore an ADMIRALTY TOWER. I do not RECOGNIZE it’s power over my REAL PERSON, only the CORPORATE MAN.”
or smth
I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!