• BodilessGaze
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    2 months ago

    You can do anything you put your mind to, unless you’re the guy who got merked by a crossbow from 100 yards away.

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      2 months ago

      “I’m just gonna peek over the walls real quick, it’s not like these Frankish weirdos have something like a handheld archery machine that can keep a bow drawn indefinitely while they wait for a target-”