Emerald@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoI use Debian btwlemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down124
arrow-up1405arrow-down1imageI use Debian btwlemmy.worldEmerald@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarespacecadet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down2·15 hours ago“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
minus-squarespacecadet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down2·15 hours agoThis is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
minus-squarecommunism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoMaybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don’t have to have had sex
minus-squarebabybuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours agoThis. We are not Gentoo users, we don’t make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
minus-squareHorseChandelier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·14 hours ago/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins… Must be a cuck and not know it :(
minus-squaremajestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·11 hours agoYou get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn’t matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
minus-squareHorseChandelier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoNow why didn’t I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V… /me off to grindr
“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don’t have to have had sex
This. We are not Gentoo users, we don’t make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins… Must be a cuck and not know it :(
You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn’t matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
Now why didn’t I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V…
/me off to grindr