You should make them pay 1.50 for every plate they didn’t make themselves and someone had to import from another house, refuse to cook or tidy anythingas thats done by immigrants, and point out loudly everything not made in the US.
“Sorry fam, it’s a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don’t want people thinking they got an easy ride.”
“Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour…Oh you want me to help for free. Isn’t that communism? Aren’t we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps.”
“You want me to leave and never come back? That’s free.”
“Sorry fam, it’s a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don’t want people thinking they got an easy ride.”
“Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour…Oh you want me to help for free. Isn’t that communism? Aren’t we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps.”
“You want me to leave and never come back? That’s free.”