• _bcron_@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    A chicken is botanically a fruit if you’re high enough to contemplate such things

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      15 days ago

      What if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?

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        15 days ago

        I honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation

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          14 days ago

          A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-

          “Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”

          They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”