M’llardy
You’re telling me steve madden wore those?
Gotta look good lining up in an I formation
Are they coated in something? Maybe they squiggle markings all over the field.
You forgot the corkscrew.
For anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew
I want to see someone dress like that. New life goal appeared.
Buy me those items and I’ll dress like that. Send the receipts too please.
New life goal… denied.
I lowkey wanna try it out. If I do, I will send pics. (It will be off brand.)
Identify theft is murder.
You wouldn’t download a car.Us ducks can’t download anything silly we don’t know how to use the Internet
I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.
It never ceases to amaze me how ppl go spend a shit ton of money on clothes that aren’t even more durable than their cheaper counterparts. I mean, they do they, if it brings 'em joy, yet weird nonetheless.
