OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine […]
How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.
It’s dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.
Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it