• octopus_ink@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

    Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      24 hours ago

      Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.