cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27850799

ID: Grilled Cheese Enthusiast @Grilledmelt posted: “Shark Tank, but it’s just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically”

  • hypeerror
    17·
    20 hours ago

    They have 2 minutes to convince us how they would spend their money to make humanity better. If they don’t convince the panel they are tossed in the tank.

    • 6gybf
      5·
      18 hours ago

      I think a gladiator style squishy poles match on a delicate island would work well too!

    • Kalkaline @leminal.space
      5·
      20 hours ago

      We have to let the screams die out. If you throw too many billionaires in too quickly the sharks don’t eat them and they just drown and then it’s the crab and the snails and other small critters that eat, and while that’s nice for the ecosystem, it’s not nearly as entertaining.

  • Num10ck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    20 hours ago

    or what if they are heavily medicated and included in a batch of illegal immigrants.

    either way missing out on a bit of ransom opportunity