healthy is sexy. There’s a not insignificant chance your ugly can also be fixed here.
I would suggest that “sexy” is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of people think overweight and even obese people are sexy.
You should exercise for your health, not because you think it will make you sexier.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don’t worry so much about being ugly. Get fit for health and natural anti depressants
You can feel halfway good about yourself.
Ain’t half bad.
I’m too poor to join a gym.
I’m to lazy
Also true.
You can get in very good shape with a pair of 20lb dumbbells. The gym is a scam
This is a weirdly body-positive message for a gym; you can be fat and beautiful or skinny and ugly
All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.
My motorcycle dealer has a similar sign about being sad and ugly.
And some plastic surgeon or make up studio next door with the counter offer: “…, just be fat!”
