• Summzashi@lemmy.one
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    3 days ago

    Yeah dude my average high school had pedophile priests that threatened teachers with axes so they could rape children coming by every week. It was totally normal that our principal hanged himself when he was caught with CP after we had to replace another toilet that broke because a kids face was smashed into it multiple times.

    I remember fondly how we had recess on our graveyard full of monks when some horses got hit on the nearby train tracks, splattering everything in blood. Let me tell ya; it was a good distraction from our usual goings on of sodomizing football players with a broomstick. At least we got a good story to tell Jay Leno.

    Oh well just your average high school stuff I suppose.

    • Turd Ferg
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      3 days ago

      Yeah dude! I obviously meant that rape, dead monks, and people hanging themselves is average and boring. Not the comments about dicks being drawn on desks, buildings burning down and school chants, those are the real crazy improbable things.