This is what peak yardcover looks like
Perfect.
Lawns were always a mistake by human hubris & greed.
Nah, I don’t like having a tick farm right outside my door.
Nope, you’d rather have a sterile piece of wealth display that uses far more water than it should just to sit there and not be used.
This unironically looks better.
I think this is referring to mowing the lawn ?
Isn’t it better to let it grow and encourage biodiversity ? :)
Clearly you’ve never lived in Tick Central (anywhere along the US East Coast, or up by the Great Lakes, northern Minnesota, or down south, Alabama, Louisiana).
I mow because if I don’t I just have a Tick Farm right outside my door.
Plus I’ve had Lyme Disease once already. You can take my mower from my cold, dead, hands.
Skip as much as possible
A very wintery meme, this
Bots can’t read calendars
Only northern hemispheres exist.
A disc doesn’t have hemispheres
Damned turtles refuting conventional knowledge of space and time.
Lol, oh ko, this is about a foot too short.
Damn, that looks great!
You guys have lawns??
This is so low effort / non comical it should be a shitpost.
