In all seriousness, I was exaggerating, if you do a little bit small talk with the neighbors who don’t run away when they see other neighbors, you will fitt right in. Maybe even be a recipient of small talk if you figure something they like talking about

I’m an introverted guy with ADHD, so I avoid smalltalk, but if my kids are playing with your kids, and I had copious amounts of coffee, I’ll have a word vomit, and my wife will text me to shut up about Greek mythology or whatever the other person mentioned first