We need to pay the programmers to put the problems in the code.
Cave Johnson-ass idea
The duck need its emotional programmer support.
I can easily imagine someone saying this unironicaly
When you try to explain how “rubber ducking” works to someone with an MBA…
Rubber ducks can’t write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say “[X] doesn’t work” or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.
On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that’s been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.
Lucky little yellow bastards.
I forgot about the programmer duck… Now I am wondering if the Jeep ducks are because a lot of programmers drive Jeeps… 🤔
As a Jeep driver, the number of ducks you see on the dash is reasonable considering the number of bugs they have
Are they buggy? I had a 2012 Patriot that was great! Changed the fuel filter, oil filter, air filter, spark plugs, and plug wires and I was getting 35/50 MPG out of the thing using it as a delivery vehicle.
That’s why I have created the AI rubber duck. It replaces both the dev and the old, outdated traditional rubber duck. Save thousands per week!
Only $20,000 per month via subscription.
If the rubber duck can drive the Jeep then why do I need to pay my Uber?
