• rugburn@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    I usually throw some condoms in my cart to make the ski mask, duct tape and shovel seem less embarrassing

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      4 days ago

      I um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.