• spyd3r
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    4 days ago

    For non Americans: The bullet ballot is special voting process used in some rural areas, where they hang effigies of politicians up at a range, and issue a box of bullets to each voter. The voters then line up and fire their bullets at the politicians they hate the most. The politician with the fewest holes in them at the end of the day is declared the winner.

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      3 days ago

      You forgot the best part. You get a full magazine for each gun you own. But the targets are set at 50 meters. So you can’t just go buy a bunch of pistols. That’s commy crap. Full rifles if you want to make sure your bullets count!

      Also Bob gets his own shooting lane. He can bring his full armory if he wants but we aren’t waiting in line for that shit. And you have to watch because sometimes he tries to sneak a grenade in there with “Both Sides” written on it.