My grandpa said the hospital told him they wouldn’t release grandma and my aunt, their first kid, until he paid the bill in full. They were poor, clearly, and he said he could make payments but that was about it and they refused. He spent an hour feeling hopeless, then realized they were full of shit, walked back in and said ‘‘OK, you can keep them.’’ And tried to leave again. Turned out they COULD accept payments.
sorry Ms Jones, the credit card bounced, we’re going to need to put it back
My grandpa said the hospital told him they wouldn’t release grandma and my aunt, their first kid, until he paid the bill in full. They were poor, clearly, and he said he could make payments but that was about it and they refused. He spent an hour feeling hopeless, then realized they were full of shit, walked back in and said ‘‘OK, you can keep them.’’ And tried to leave again. Turned out they COULD accept payments.
And then everybody clapped.