• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    5·
    9 hours ago

    Wait…. But we had 50 rapes today and the perpetrator is unknown.

    Unfortunately I couldn’t save everyone.

    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
      20·
      14 hours ago

      Not quite.

      It would be like carbon credits, if he stopped one hundred rapes, so he could then do 100 rapes.

      • pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br
        9·
        11 hours ago

        I think it’s more like him stopping one hundred rapes, then selling one hundred rape permits.

        … and most of the people he saves are immediately raped after he turns his back.

        • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
          2·
          2 hours ago

          Now that I can get behind.

          Who wouldn’t want our superheroes to be rape-neutral! The future is looking good!