🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 3 days agoAnon hears a noiseimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down16
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imageAnon hears a noise🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 3 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·3 days agoPlot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoTwistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well… Edit: my writing is horrible when I’m waking up
minus-squareScrotusMaximus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoLike a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf
Plot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon
Twistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well…
Edit: my writing is horrible when I’m waking up
Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf
The squatter also died last October.