• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    When they started singing about what I hated and fucking with the dishes I’d have lost it and showed them how Bilbo Baggins hates.

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      18 hours ago

      Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
      Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
      That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates—
      Smash the bottles and burn the corks!