Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agoCorn ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1649arrow-down118
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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down1·2 days agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-squaretooclose104@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 hours agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·2 days agoTIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
minus-squareStupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 days agoIf that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoWell, you’re certainly not a logician
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”