The news is eating it up because idiots are consuming every bit of garbage information they will put out. TikTokers get thousands of views because people are fooled into thinking something is going on. If there are drones, it’s some ding dongs who are getting a kick out of the attention it’s getting.

Iran is not invading with drones. It’s not aliens from the ocean. It’s not a some secret government program. It’s proof that American education has failed and raised the majority population to be mouth breathing morons.

End rant.

  • 🐋 Color 🍁 ♀@lemm.ee
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    16 hours ago

    Exactly! Everyone knows alien spacecraft use Vorblorbox X-45J premium hypno-lights, not Earthling navigation lights.

    (Jokes aside, agreed!)

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      16 hours ago

      That goes without saying. The X-45J model has superior phase shifting capabilities for the low price of 45,000 Galactic Union Credits.

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        14 hours ago

        45,000 Galactic Union Credits.

        Goddamn central galaxy bankers, I refuse to submit! I only pay in Betelgeusian gold coins!

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          11 hours ago

          That’s why I voted for Supreme Leader of the Galactic Union, Ageleas of Kepler-444 exoplanet 3, and not Kamala Harris.