…and the vampires were terrified, because being turned into humans took away all their sex appeal. They tried to flee the fight in a panic, but they lost and were all turned into humans, and being very unsexy afterwards, they would keep wistfully binging the Twilight series occasionally for the rest of their shortened lives and be very, very depressed by it all. Some say that you can still hear the whimpers and sighs caused by their unsuccessful Tinder profiles during a full moon in that town to this day.