I lived above a gay/trans brothel for a few years.

Amazing Christmas buffet! One year A very drunk/corrupt cop insisted on feeding me shrimp by hand… That was awkward. But the shrimp was delicious

Pretty good neighbors actually, on the whole

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    15 days ago

    My parents were against me having a girl in my bedroom and could tell when we were in there so we would just bang out in the open in the basement living room. We could tell when someone was coming down so it worked fine most of the time. One day we noticed a little too late so we just pulled a blanket over us and it kind of just looked like we were cuddling. I was still inside my girlfriend while my mom was going on asking what we wanted for dinner. We couldn’t even really readjust because we didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that my pants were around my ankles.