🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 day agoAnon sees happy peopleimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1443arrow-down142
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageAnon sees happy people🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 day agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up26·18 hours agoSee a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·17 hours ago proceeds to squash him with her head
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·18 hours agoShe bought him with a rod of vibration
See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
NEED
“Gimme some forehead baby”
She bought him with a rod of vibration