“We choose to piss on the moon and doo the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard.”

  • Captain Aggravated
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    5 days ago

    Twelve Americans have pissed and shat on the moon in person. The crew of brave men and women who will spend their retirement saying “I was supposed to be next” are in training as we speak.

    • threelonmusketeersOPM
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      4 days ago

      who will spend their retirement saying “I was supposed to be next”

      You don’t think they’ll actually get the opportunity to go?

  • Quokka@quokk.au
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    5 days ago

    Pissing on the moon is challenging enough as is, let alone when you’re hard.