ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoLazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be surewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down11 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1246arrow-down1external-linkLazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be surewww.thebeaverton.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square5fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaretiredofsametab@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·10 days agoHow did we get a comment from the scientists if they’re moving too fast to see the squirrels?
minus-squarelimer@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoThe faster the scientists move, the slower they seem to others moving much slower relatively. Assuming the scientists are moving in a closed loop, can use computers to make messages intelligible both ways. Squirrels lack thumbs, and cannot voice commands
How did we get a comment from the scientists if they’re moving too fast to see the squirrels?
The faster the scientists move, the slower they seem to others moving much slower relatively.
Assuming the scientists are moving in a closed loop, can use computers to make messages intelligible both ways.
Squirrels lack thumbs, and cannot voice commands