An Azerbaijan Airlines plane was rendered "uncontrollable" by electronic warfare, and its tail section was damaged by fire from the ground while flying over Russia before crashing, Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev told the media, the Trend News Agency reported on Dec. 29.
I think they should invade Russia, I think they would do alright.
Just a little annexation, as a treat.
Aw hell, let’s ALL invade Russia! I’ll carve out a little land for me. You carve out a little land for you. And instead of 1 big country, we’ll be a collection of millions of countries. Each about the size as a large farm. And we’ll ALL join NATO.
…And then fuck it. I’ll write to the USA, and ask for some national aid money before they realize that New Cleveland is just a farm basically. Now I have a few million dollars! Suck it capitolism!