• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    They want to control you on everything.

    That’s not enough butter for that, that’s too much gay for this. They never wanted small government. They always wanted big government with the exact same ideals they have.

    “You have too much pep in your step! 5 lashings for you!”

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      I’m sorry, pep is now regulated by gender and age. Oh, and if you’re young enough, please see the pastor or congressman in his office.