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minus-squareDalvoron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up65·3 个月前I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·3 个月前It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
minus-squareJoeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 个月前A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
minus-squaredandylion@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 个月前Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.