• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 days ago

    Women have told me they love my long eyelashes since I was a teen. I’ve never felt the need to shave them.

    Further: biology and evolution developed these to protect my eyes. What idiot goes against that?

    I’m the most alpha man in the room. /s

    I’m also the only man in the room.