• esc27@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Tales from mage support:

    Mage: how can I help you

    Lord: I was scrying local ladies when all the sudden my crystal ball started screaming that I have the pox and need to throw 100 gold under the bridge to cure it.

    Mage: … tell me you didn’t throw gold under the bridge

    Lord: …

    Mage: …

    Lord: so anyway you repollished the crystal last week so this is your fault. Fix it.