Me this morning on the phone with mage support: My carriage’s doors get stuck when messengers try to deliver me messages from the king.
Mage support: I’m gonna need you to bring the carriage in.
I go to the mage’s quarters.
Me: Here’s the carriage, mage. Is this gonna take long or should I wait around?
Mage: give me your crystal number and I’ll project astrally when we’re done.
Minutes later.
Mage, appearing on my crystal: have your doors ever opened for messengers from the king?
Me: nah, ever since I got the carriage it’s been closed doors. It works for other messengers though. Just not messengers from the king.
Mage: yeah, we’re gonna need to recreate the carriage from scratch for security reasons.
Motherfucker if your fix for the laptop’s inability to connect to wifi is to format the thing, you’re not IT, you’re a script kiddie. My bad - you’re not a mage, you’re a peasant selling counterfeit potions.
Me this morning on the phone with mage support: My carriage’s doors get stuck when messengers try to deliver me messages from the king.
Mage support: I’m gonna need you to bring the carriage in.
I go to the mage’s quarters.
Me: Here’s the carriage, mage. Is this gonna take long or should I wait around?
Mage: give me your crystal number and I’ll project astrally when we’re done.
Minutes later.
Mage, appearing on my crystal: have your doors ever opened for messengers from the king?
Me: nah, ever since I got the carriage it’s been closed doors. It works for other messengers though. Just not messengers from the king.
Mage: yeah, we’re gonna need to recreate the carriage from scratch for security reasons.
Motherfucker if your fix for the laptop’s inability to connect to wifi is to format the thing, you’re not IT, you’re a script kiddie. My bad - you’re not a mage, you’re a peasant selling counterfeit potions.
Reformat is faster and they’re short staffed already
That’s wizard for “More malware than operating system.”