Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoWhats your stupidest joke?message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down10
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareWhats your stupidest joke?Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareactionjbonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoWhat do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. (Say it aloud.)
minus-squareesc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow to no legs? Ground beef
minus-squareactionjbonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with eight legs? A spider.
minus-squareWorx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
minus-squareactionjbonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThat really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
minus-squareactionjbonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoYou’re welcome! And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoLooks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
(Say it aloud.)
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow to no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with eight legs?
A spider.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no i-dear.
That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
You’re welcome!
And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.