• hark@lemmy.world
    331·
    1 个月前

    Kids: *Happily eating substitution*

    You: *Reveal the trick*

    Kids: “Well now we’re not eating it anymore” (and also they could supposedly tell something was off all along)

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
      3·
      1 个月前

      Literally everyone is like this. Everyone. You’d do the same thing.

      1. You order a grass-fed porterhouse
      2. You receive it. Tastes different than what you expected but it’s good. they must make it different here
      3. Chef comes out and says you just got epic pranked. That was a grain-fed ribeye (I don’t know steak cuts)
      4. You refuse to pay.