I want to meet someone who tried to push Malt-O-Meal on their “love it or it’s free” thing. Like, eats a bowl of knock-off Cocoa Puffs, and straight up calls the company like “It was alright, but love it? Nah. Me and this cereal just friends, I want my $3.50 back.”

Marshmallow Mateys are far superior to Lucky Charms and I will die on that hill.

And the CHOCOLATE ones? Sweet jesus…