Euraru@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 13 days agoIf you had to choose between being a Tarantula or a Tyrannosaurus Rex for the rest of your life which would you choose and why?message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareIf you had to choose between being a Tarantula or a Tyrannosaurus Rex for the rest of your life which would you choose and why?Euraru@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 13 days agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrundleFly2077linkfedilinkarrow-up13·13 days agoTarantula are exceedingly, almost comically fragile. If you sneeze toward one they basically explode. God forfend you drop or rattle one. I’d go for the T-Rex just for reasons of durability. I’m too clumsy to live as a tarantula.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 days agoIf you woke up tomorrow and you were a t-rex you’d be in a zoo or something by noon
minus-squareBrundleFly2077linkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 days agoAfter a night of fitful dreams, Gregor Samsa awoke in his bed transformed entirely into a gigantic Tyrannosaurus rex. His sister had him in a zoo or something by noon. The end?
minus-squareSouthEndSunset@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoThat’s not great but the guy above you reckons you’d die quickly, due to not having enough air.
Tarantula are exceedingly, almost comically fragile. If you sneeze toward one they basically explode. God forfend you drop or rattle one.
I’d go for the T-Rex just for reasons of durability. I’m too clumsy to live as a tarantula.
If you woke up tomorrow and you were a t-rex you’d be in a zoo or something by noon
After a night of fitful dreams, Gregor Samsa awoke in his bed transformed entirely into a gigantic Tyrannosaurus rex. His sister had him in a zoo or something by noon.
The end?
Pretty much
That’s not great but the guy above you reckons you’d die quickly, due to not having enough air.
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