• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    “Normally I’d be excited to win a contract this big, but every day he’d come in and give weird notes like ‘more yeet’ or ‘can you make the katana moan when I remove it from the display.’ Not to mention he keeps trying to pay me in something called SkibidiCoin.

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    13 hours ago

    Elon Musk reading this headline: “ZOMG that writer must think I’m so cool! They like me! They really like me!”