A U.S. Geographic Survey expeditionary force announced yesterday that it has discovered an unexplored and heretofore unknown land region between the New York and California coasts.

  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.socialEnglish
    5·
    1 day ago

    This sounds so much like classic, '90’s The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, “BEER! It kicks ass!”

  • BoozillaEnglish
    14·
    2 days ago

    Natural resources include an unfairly disproportionate number of electoral votes.