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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
    16·
    18 小时前

    Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
      5·
      16 小时前

      Tooth paste

      1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
      2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
      3. Your teeth will be white forever.
      4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

      Low tire pressure

      1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
        • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
          2·
          14 小时前

          Nonono, you don’t understand.

          Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it’ll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).

          • Scubus
            3·
            13 小时前

            Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.