• hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    Maybe California should withhold the $86 billion we gift the government every year to prop up the failed economies of red states.

  • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    I hope he can’t walk in public because the secret service says it’s dangerous due to people outside being pissed.

  • kikutwo@lemmy.world
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    Why doesn’t he just turn on the secret subterranean giant valve he conjured up yesterday?

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      That valve wasn’t from yesterday. He originally (to my knowledge) brought up the giant valve in his debate with Harris. Said it was massive and takes a full day to turn.

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    Maybe he’s trying really hard to be shot at again in hopes it would boost his popularity like it did last time.

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      As a proud son of San Bernardino I know (and despise) LA decently well. I kinda doubt theyd skimp on using a scope and wouldnt fuck up the shot.

    • TheFogan@programming.dev
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      Guessing he made a pretty solid decision that he wouldn’t even think about helping anyone for at least a year.

      Hence why he’s record rushing executive orders.

      “Don’t lower prescription costs”

      “Kick out immigrants”

      “No due process”

      “Rename gulf of mexico”

      Hell only one I can even see that’s pretending to help people is “lower inflation by cutting regulations”. (Obviously it’s bullshit, but, it’s kind of pretending to believe that corporations are in a big hurry to pass the savings onto the consumers".